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Humor

These are funny stories, jokes, etc, all from the FSJ-List, or at least contributed by members of the FSJ-List/IFSJA. MOST actually do come from the list itself. It's been said, that we ain't the average list, and this would tend to support that theory....

ed. note The contributor's name listed is usually the name of the person that sent the joke to me, NOT neccessarily the author. Every attempt has been made to give proper credit to the actual author, but due to the nature of jokes, this isn't always possible.

Wheelin' Through a Winter Wonderland - James Junkin

Signs You Might Be a 4wheeler - Bob Barett

Texan Morons - Ethan Brady

Definition of a FSJ - Marco Diaz

Jeeping Husband version 1.0 - Ethan Brady

Do or DUI

What Y2K Problem? - Don Gilbert

Shakespearian Insults - James Blair

Forest Service Comment Cards - James Blair

I'm Tired - Alan Taylor

Full Sized Jeep Seat - Ethan B.

Ten Commandments of a Jeep Owner - Brian Moake

The Great Jeep Heist - Ed Pedersen

**ACTUAL PACKAGING INSTRUCTIONS** - Jonathon Moore

Another froadin' Christmas Song - Brian

Humor - Truisms - "Doc" Fariello

You Might Be a Redneck If... - James Blair

You Might Be a High Tech Redneck If... - James Blair

A Poem... - Len Sullivan

The FSJ Prayer - Krista P. Wilson

Somebody has wayyyyy too much time on their hands - Lonnie Elliott

Norton Goes Golfing - Lonnie Elliott

One Day in Heaven - Lonnie Elliott

Someday Soon - Ethan Brady

Is Your Computer Male or Female? - Lonnie Elliott

The Dog - Julinda Adams

How to Impress a Woman... - Krista Wilson

Don't Try This at Home, Kids! - Bill Kelsey

DO RE MI Drink, by Homer J. Simpson - Rod Linnett

Some Jokes - Ismo Kankaanpaa

Southern California Driver's License Application - Ismo Kankaanpaa

Proper Diskette Care and Usage - Rod Linnett

Things to Say or Do When You're on an Elevator - Jim Frens

Twenty-Five Best Responses if Found Asleep at Your Desk - Joel Marion

Driver's License Application for Tri-state (KY, IN,IL) - Steve Kares

Flame Form - Dennis "Doc" Fariello

Children's Books We'll Never See - Brad Feick

Tidbits from Jerry Seinfeld - Rod Linnett

A Comparison of Microsoft and General Motors - Bill Kelsey

Two Guys Immigrate to America...- Rod Linnett

Emoticons - Julinda Adams

Rejected U.S. State Mottos - Mike "Smutpuppy" Selig

The Twelve Full Size Jeep Steps - Ethan Brady

Ze Dream - Jim Frens

You Know You Are a Yankee If.... - Ethan B

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? - Ben Page

Secret Ways to Annoy - Ethan Brady

Managerial Quotes - Jim Frens

Paint Job - Jim Frens

If the Beatles were computer Geeks - Leslie Bright

Beer Study - Mike Saltsgaver

The Fly - Lee Helbig

How Specs (Specificatons) Live Forever - John Holderman

Three Mechanics - Dennis "Doc" Fariello

Redneck's Guide to Computer Lingo - Chris Hollingsworth

How to Tell if Your 4WD is Working - Brian Moake

You Might Be a Redneck If... - Dennis "Doc" Fariello

The OffRoader's Prayer - Brian Moake

Beer Nuts - Jim Frens

Ten Commandments of a Jeep Owner - Brian Moake

22 Questions Actually Asked by Attorneys - Brian Moake

The Aircraft Carrier - Dennis "Doc" Fariello

High Position as a Bellman - Dennis "Doc" Fariello

Camping Alert - Dennis "Doc" Fariello

We've Got to Stop Meeting Like This - Dennis "Doc" Fariello

The Waiter - Dale Webb

What Cars Say About Their Owners - Brian Moake

Married Couple Having Dinner - Dennis "Doc" Fariello

CIA Recruit Test - Dennis "Doc" Fariello

Get Off My Ass - Dennis "Doc" Fariello

Ken to English Dictionary - Rod Linnett

The Clever Engineers - Kathleen Michelle Moake

Actual Resume Excerpts - Leslie Bright

Three Contractors - John Brewer

Why There's an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree - Mike Selig

A Blind Man's Sport - Jonathan Moore

Historical and Etymological Origins of an Infamous Anglo-Saxon Gesture - Eric Faust

Mechanic's Curses - Gord McKenzie

Does Santa Claus Exist? - Ismo Kankaanpaa

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