Humor
These are funny stories, jokes, etc, all from the FSJ-List, or at least contributed by members of the FSJ-List/IFSJA. MOST actually do come from the list itself. It's been said, that we ain't the average list, and this would tend to support that theory....
ed. note The contributor's name listed is usually the name of the person that sent the joke to me, NOT neccessarily the author. Every attempt has been made to give proper credit to the actual author, but due to the nature of jokes, this isn't always possible.
Wheelin' Through a Winter Wonderland - James Junkin
Signs You Might Be a 4wheeler - Bob Barett
Texan Morons - Ethan Brady
Definition of a FSJ - Marco Diaz
Jeeping Husband version 1.0 - Ethan Brady
Do or DUI
What Y2K Problem? - Don Gilbert
Shakespearian Insults - James Blair
Forest Service Comment Cards - James Blair
I'm Tired - Alan Taylor
Full Sized Jeep Seat - Ethan B.
Ten Commandments of a Jeep Owner - Brian Moake
The Great Jeep Heist - Ed Pedersen
**ACTUAL PACKAGING INSTRUCTIONS** - Jonathon Moore
Another froadin' Christmas Song - Brian
Humor - Truisms - "Doc" Fariello
You Might Be a Redneck If... - James Blair
You Might Be a High Tech Redneck If... - James Blair
A Poem... - Len Sullivan
The FSJ Prayer - Krista P. Wilson
Somebody has wayyyyy too much time on their hands - Lonnie Elliott
Norton Goes Golfing - Lonnie Elliott
One Day in Heaven - Lonnie Elliott
Someday Soon - Ethan Brady
Is Your Computer Male or Female? - Lonnie Elliott
The Dog - Julinda Adams
How to Impress a Woman... - Krista Wilson
Don't Try This at Home, Kids! - Bill Kelsey
DO RE MI Drink, by Homer J. Simpson - Rod Linnett
Some Jokes - Ismo Kankaanpaa
Southern California Driver's License Application - Ismo Kankaanpaa
Proper Diskette Care and Usage - Rod Linnett
Things to Say or Do When You're on an Elevator - Jim Frens
Twenty-Five Best Responses if Found Asleep at Your Desk - Joel Marion
Driver's License Application for Tri-state (KY, IN,IL) - Steve Kares
Flame Form - Dennis "Doc" Fariello
Children's Books We'll Never See - Brad Feick
Tidbits from Jerry Seinfeld - Rod Linnett
A Comparison of Microsoft and General Motors - Bill Kelsey
Two Guys Immigrate to America...- Rod Linnett
Emoticons - Julinda Adams
Rejected U.S. State Mottos - Mike "Smutpuppy" Selig
The Twelve Full Size Jeep Steps - Ethan Brady
Ze Dream - Jim Frens
You Know You Are a Yankee If.... - Ethan B
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? - Ben Page
Secret Ways to Annoy - Ethan Brady
Managerial Quotes - Jim Frens
Paint Job - Jim Frens
If the Beatles were computer Geeks - Leslie Bright
Beer Study - Mike Saltsgaver
The Fly - Lee Helbig
How Specs (Specificatons) Live Forever - John Holderman
Three Mechanics - Dennis "Doc" Fariello
Redneck's Guide to Computer Lingo - Chris Hollingsworth
How to Tell if Your 4WD is Working - Brian Moake
You Might Be a Redneck If... - Dennis "Doc" Fariello
The OffRoader's Prayer - Brian Moake
Beer Nuts - Jim Frens
Ten Commandments of a Jeep Owner - Brian Moake
22 Questions Actually Asked by Attorneys - Brian Moake
The Aircraft Carrier - Dennis "Doc" Fariello
High Position as a Bellman - Dennis "Doc" Fariello
Camping Alert - Dennis "Doc" Fariello
We've Got to Stop Meeting Like This - Dennis "Doc" Fariello
The Waiter - Dale Webb
What Cars Say About Their Owners - Brian Moake
Married Couple Having Dinner - Dennis "Doc" Fariello
CIA Recruit Test - Dennis "Doc" Fariello
Get Off My Ass - Dennis "Doc" Fariello
Ken to English Dictionary - Rod Linnett
The Clever Engineers - Kathleen Michelle Moake
Actual Resume Excerpts - Leslie Bright
Three Contractors - John Brewer
Why There's an Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree - Mike Selig
A Blind Man's Sport - Jonathan Moore
Historical and Etymological Origins of an Infamous Anglo-Saxon Gesture - Eric Faust
Mechanic's Curses - Gord McKenzie
Does Santa Claus Exist? - Ismo Kankaanpaa
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