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ACTUAL PACKAGING INSTRUCTIONS

Contributed By: Jonathon Moore

On hairdryer instructions:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Frozen dinner that says:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boots'(pharmacy chain in the UK) children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

**ACTUAL PACKAGING INSTRUCTIONS**

ACTUAL PACKAGING INSTRUCTIONS