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Get Off My Ass


Contributed By: Dennis "Doc" Fariello

Note: This was sent to me by a friend, then on to the list
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons,"            where :) means a smile and :( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by            :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass cons"?
Here goes: 
(_!_)
a regular ass
(__!__)
a fat ass
(!)
a tight ass
(_._)
a flat ass
(_^_)
a bubble ass
(_*_)
a sore ass
(_!__)
a lop-sided ass 
{_!_}
a swishy ass
(_o_)
an ass that's been around 
(_O_)
an ass that's been around even more 
(_x_)
kiss my ass
(_X_)
leave my ass alone 
(_zzz_)
a tired ass
(_o^o_)
a wise ass
(_13_)
an unlucky ass 
(_$_)
Money coming out of his ass 
(_?_)
Dumb Ass
                         ,,,               ,,,,
                 ..ooo*"""**ooooo .oo*""*ooo..
              .  oo*"           "*o.oo*"           "*o.
             . o"                   'o"                      "o
              o                      o                         *o
            .o                       o                         'o
            o                        o                            o.
           o                          o                           o
          o                          \o/                            o
          o                         --0--                           o
          o.                         /o\                           .o
         "o                          o                             o'"
          oo                         o                          oo
           oo.                       oo                        oo
            'ooo.                  .oo.                     ooo
             "o ""oo,,        ,,oO-'Oo,       ,,,,,,..oo"o
              o.         """"""    oo       """""        .o
              'o                     oo                    o'
              *o                    oo                    o
               'o                     o                    o
                o                     o                   o
                o                     o                  o
                 o                    o                 o
                 o                    o                 o
                 o                    o                 o
                 o                    o                 o

You have been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail.
Happy e-mooning!!!
This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't have bad luck. (But who wouldn't want to eMoon a friend?)
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