| LOG ON | Making the woodstove hotter |
| LOG OFF | Don't add no more wood |
| MONITOR | Keepin an eye on that woodstove |
| DOWNLOAD | Gettin the farwood ofn the truk |
| MEGA HERTZ | When yer not keerful gettin that farwood downloaded |
| FLOPPY DISK | Whatca git from tryin to carry too much farwood |
| RAM | That thar thang whut splits th farwood |
| HARD DRIVE | Gettin home in th winter taim |
| PROMPT | Whut th mail ain't in th winter taim |
| WINDOWS | Whut to shut when its cold outside |
| SCREEN | Whut to shut when its blak fly season |
| BYTE | Whut them dang flys do |
| CHIP | Muchies fer th TV |
| MICRO CHIP | Whuts left in th munchie bag |
| INFRARED | Whur th left over munchies go, Fred eats em |
| MODEM | Whatca did to the hay fields |
| DOT MATRIX | Ol Dan Matrix's wife |
| LAP TOP | Whur the kitty sleeps |
| KEYBOARD | Whur ya hang th dang keys |
| SOFTWARE | Them dang plastik forks and knifs |
| MOUSE | What eats th grain in th barn |
| MAIN FRAME | Holds up th barn ruf |
| PORT | Fancy Flatlander Wine |
| ENTER | Northern fer c'mon in y'all |
| RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY | When ya caint member whut ya paid for yer new rifle when yore wife asks. |
