LOG ON | Making the woodstove hotter |
LOG OFF | Don't add no more wood |
MONITOR | Keepin an eye on that woodstove |
DOWNLOAD | Gettin the farwood ofn the truk |
MEGA HERTZ | When yer not keerful gettin that farwood downloaded |
FLOPPY DISK | Whatca git from tryin to carry too much farwood |
RAM | That thar thang whut splits th farwood |
HARD DRIVE | Gettin home in th winter taim |
PROMPT | Whut th mail ain't in th winter taim |
WINDOWS | Whut to shut when its cold outside |
SCREEN | Whut to shut when its blak fly season |
BYTE | Whut them dang flys do |
CHIP | Muchies fer th TV |
MICRO CHIP | Whuts left in th munchie bag |
INFRARED | Whur th left over munchies go, Fred eats em |
MODEM | Whatca did to the hay fields |
DOT MATRIX | Ol Dan Matrix's wife |
LAP TOP | Whur the kitty sleeps |
KEYBOARD | Whur ya hang th dang keys |
SOFTWARE | Them dang plastik forks and knifs |
MOUSE | What eats th grain in th barn |
MAIN FRAME | Holds up th barn ruf |
PORT | Fancy Flatlander Wine |
ENTER | Northern fer c'mon in y'all |
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY | When ya caint member whut ya paid for yer new rifle when yore wife asks. |