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Redneck's Guide to Computer Lingo


Contributed By: Chris Hollingsworth

LOG ONMaking the woodstove hotter
LOG OFFDon't add no more wood
MONITORKeepin an eye on that woodstove
DOWNLOADGettin the farwood ofn the truk
MEGA HERTZWhen yer not keerful gettin that farwood downloaded
FLOPPY DISKWhatca git from tryin to carry too much farwood
RAMThat thar thang whut splits th farwood
HARD DRIVEGettin home in th winter taim
PROMPTWhut th mail ain't in th winter taim
WINDOWSWhut to shut when its cold outside
SCREENWhut to shut when its blak fly season
BYTEWhut them dang flys do
CHIPMuchies fer th TV
MICRO CHIPWhuts left in th munchie bag
INFRAREDWhur th left over munchies go, Fred eats em
MODEMWhatca did to the hay fields
DOT MATRIXOl Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOPWhur the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARDWhur ya hang th dang keys
SOFTWAREThem dang plastik forks and knifs
MOUSEWhat eats th grain in th barn
MAIN FRAMEHolds up th barn ruf
PORTFancy Flatlander Wine
ENTERNorthern fer c'mon in y'all
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORYWhen ya caint member whut ya paid for yer new rifle when yore wife asks.
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