| (Based on the Alabama song "Cheap Seats") |
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| My truck's so big that I look small. |
| It's a little slow, they say. |
| It doesn't always wanna start, so I've got triple A. |
| I lie below the engine stand and try to fix it all. |
| I do my tune-ups by myself |
| I just hope I can pay for it all! |
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| We like our trails rough as can be |
| Deep mud and snow is what we relish |
| We gotta find our parts second hand |
| cause the dealer doesn't sell it |
| We don't care about the ZJ's much |
| Cause our wallets aren't that deep |
| There's nothing like a Full Sized Jeep seat! |
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| The trail is closed. Ain't that a sin |
| Looks like Granola won again |
| That other trail heads back to town |
| Tread lightly, don't shut it down. |
| We're not all bad, they're not all good |
| But if everyone just understood |
| they wanna hike, we wanna play |
| We don't hafta ruin eachother's day |
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| We like our Jeeps big as can be |
| Deep mud and snow is what we relish |
| I got another Jeep that doesn't run |
| and I can't even sell it |
| We don't care about the ZJ's much |
| Cause our wallets aren't that deep |
| There's nothing like a Full Sized Jeep seat! |
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| Now other makers now got trucks |
| and now our rigs aren't quite as tall |
| Suddenly we're left behind, our trucks looking rather small. |
| But I'd never trade my leather seats and my last working power lock, |
| fake wood trim, leaking seals, quadratrack, the best on the block! |
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| We like our tires big as can be |
| Deep mud and snow is what we relish |
| I spend all my time underneath it, |
| but I'll never sell it |
| We don't care about the ZJ's much |
| Cause our wallets aren't that deep |
| There's nothing like a Full Sized Jeep seat! |
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| Ethan B |
| 83 Wagoneer Ltd. "Mud Puppy" |
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