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One Day in Heaven


Contributed By: Lonnie Elliott

There were these three men, Dave, Jon, and Sam - who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died....
Now they stood there at the gates of heaven. An angel came up to them and said. "You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport choosen accordingly."
The angel looked at Dave and said: "You, Dave! You cheated on your wife five times!!! For this, you will drive around heaven in an old beat up Metro!"
The angel next looked at Jon and said: "You Jon, were not as evil....But you still cheated on your wife three times! For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a two wheel drive Suburban."
The angel finally looked at our hero, Sam, and said: "You, Sam have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Grand Wagoneer."
A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's Wag. There he was, head in hands, crying....
"What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Wagoneer!!! You're set forever! Why so down?"
Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and said: "I just saw my wife go by on a skate board."
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