| Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? |
| Why do they report power outages on TV? |
| Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? |
| Why is bra singular and panties plural? |
| Can you be a closet claustrophobic? |
| When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? |
| Why is the word abbreviation so long? |
| Is it possible to be totally partial? |
| What's another word for thesaurus? |
| If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? |
| If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? |
| When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? |
| If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? |
| If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? |
| If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? |
| If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? |
| Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? |
| Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? |
| What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? |
| Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? |
| If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? |
| If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? |
| Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure? |
| Is there another word for synonym? |
| Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? |
| When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? |
| When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? |
| Can fat people go skinny-dipping? |
| Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? |
