Texan Morons
Contributed By: Ethan Brady
(to the Beverly Hillbillies tune, of course!)
Here's how the story goes: Good ol' boys outta state
They went four-wheeling, and drove around a gate
'Driving on the tundra, it was such a thrill
Until they got stuck on a big, tall, steep hill.
Houghton Mountain, that is. On the side.
They hiked several miles and slept overnight
Then they found out what they did wasn't right
BLM says "You're gonna pay for your thrills
For each truck that's stuck, three hundred dollar bills."
Six hundred total. Bummer, dude.
They can't drive em out or they'll roll down the side
BLM is watching, supervising where they drive
National Guard choppers can't lift their Jeep down
Unless they cut it up into eight hundred pounds
Pieces, that is. Tiny little parts.
Lucky for the Texans, a Hummer saves the day.
Burns out a winch, but they're out of harms way.
They run back to Texas with their tails draggin'
Good thing they weren't in a Full Size Wagon.
Or Cherokee, either.
Ethan B
88 GW, "SlushPuppy" / 85 GW, "Project X-24C"
86 GW "Sleeping Beauty" / 83 Wag Ltd, "MudPuppy" aka "PuppyParts"
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