Children's Books We'll Never See

• "You Were an Accident" (Jean Sorensen, Herndon; Barry Blyveis, Columbia)
• "Strangers Have the Best Candy" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring)
• "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" (Tom Witte, Gaithersburg)
• "Some Kittens Can Fly!" (David Genser, Arlington)
• "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?" (Barry Blyveis, Columbia)
• "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" (David Genser, Arlington)
• "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" (Meg Sullivan, Potomac) (My favorite)
• "All Dogs Go to Hell" (Joseph Romm, Washington)
• "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" (Joseph Romm, Washington)
• "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" (Kenneth Krattenmaker, Landover Hills)
• "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" (Martin Keutel, Alexandria)
• "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" (Russ Beland, Springfield)
• "You Are Different and That's Bad" (Christopher Richard, Springfield)