|
Do or DUI
Contributed By: &Bear&
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar
or possible violations of the Driving Under the Influence laws. At
closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the
curb and try his key on five different cars before he found his Grand
Wagoneer.
Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several
minutes.
Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his
engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for
him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the
breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0%.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy"
|
