| DERIVATIVE SELLER |
To get to the other side. |
| PLATO |
For the greater good. |
| ARISTOTLE |
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. |
| KARL MARX |
It was a historical inevitability. |
| TIMOTHY LEARY |
Because thats the only trip the establishment would let it take. |
| SADDAM HUSSEIN |
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. |
| JACK NICHOLSON |
'cause it f___ing wanted to. That's the f___ing reason. |
| RONALD REAGAN |
I forget. |
| CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK |
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. |
| HIPPOCRATES |
Because of an excess of phlegm in it's pancreas. |
| ANDERSEN CONSULTANT |
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was
threatening it's dominant market position. The chicken was faced with
significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required
for the newly competetive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering
relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking it's
physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the
Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use it's
skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the
chicken's people, processes and technology in support of it's overall
strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting
convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens
along with Andersen consultants with deep skills in the transportation
industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to
leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and
to enable them to synergise with each other in order to achieve the
implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and
implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of
poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like
setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was
strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent,
clear, and unified market message, and aligned with the chicken's
mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the
creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting
helped the chicken change to become more successful.
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| LOUIS FARRAKHAN |
The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken "crossed" the black man in order to trample him and keep him down. |
| MARTIN LUTHER KING, JNR. |
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question. |
| MOSES |
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. |
| FOX MOULDER |
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it. |
| RICHARD M. NIXON |
The chicken did not cross the road I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. |
| MACHIAVELLI |
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. |
| JERRY SEINFELD |
Why does anyone cross the road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?" |
| FREUD |
The fact that you are all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. |
| BILL GATES |
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your chequebook. |
| BILL CLINTON |
I'm going to say something important, and I'll say it again to make sure you understand. I did not have sexual relations with that chicken. I did not. |
| OLIVER STONE |
The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?" |
| DARWIN |
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads. |
| EINSTEIN |
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. |
| BUDDHA |
Asking the question denies your chicken nature. |
| RALPH WALDO EMERSON |
The chicken did not cross the road, it transcended it. |
| EARNEST HEMINGWAY |
To die. In the rain. |
| COLONEL SANDERS |
I missed one? |
| P.M. CHICKEN |
Because this is what I've always done. |
