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  • SJTD
    304 AMC
    • Apr 26, 2012
    • 1956

    Latest Fart Joke?

    I still haven't seen anyone post one.
    Sic friatur crustulum

    '84 GW with Nissan SD33T, early Chev NV4500, 300, narrowed Ford reverse 44, narrowed Ford 60, SOA/reversed shackle in fornt, lowered mount/flipped shackle in rear.
  • Texas Walter
    232 I6
    • Feb 01, 2015
    • 89

    #2
    I know a few but they all stink

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    • SIUADOG
      232 I6
      • May 18, 2014
      • 129

      #3
      The last one was so bad, that we still can't breathe....
      Just Empty Every Pocket

      1988 Grand Wagoneer
      AMC 360
      727 TF
      No modifications so far... Yeah, I'll probably keep it stock.

      Member, FSJ Prissy Restoration Association

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      • Driftwood
        350 Buick
        • Jun 12, 2000
        • 959

        #4
        1979 Wagoneer

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        • Heavy_Metal_Thunder_81
          Cherokee Outlaw
          • Jan 10, 2006
          • 7292

          #5
          Pull my finger
          -Jonny B.
          1979 Cherokee Golden Eagle - UNDER CONSTRUCTION
          7" Alcan springs, BJ's HD shackles - 35x12.5x15 BFG Mud Terrains
          AMC 401 - Pro-Flo 4 EFI
          NV4500/NWF BB/NP205 - Triple Stick'd
          F D44 - 4.10, Eaton E-Locker
          R M23 - 4.10, Detroit Locker

          1979 Cherokee Chief - Parts
          1979 Cherokee Chief - Parts
          1979 Wagoneer - Sold
          1981 Cherokee Chief - Cubed

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          • Tanker
            350 Buick
            • Jan 04, 2005
            • 857

            #6
            If you can fart,an someone can taste it then its real bad. Just remember a fart is a gas that was up someones butt.
            Owner of Jakes FSJ Junkyard 91 Jeep Cherokee /2006 3500 Dodge AKA Babe the big blue puller
            Hire the handicapped, they are fun watch!

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            • #7
              Fer Pete's sake! Couldja at least light a match or a candle?
              Jeep gauges are for amusement only. Any correlation between them and reality is purely coincidental.

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              • SJTD
                304 AMC
                • Apr 26, 2012
                • 1956

                #8
                Bump for more jokes. Been a while.
                Sic friatur crustulum

                '84 GW with Nissan SD33T, early Chev NV4500, 300, narrowed Ford reverse 44, narrowed Ford 60, SOA/reversed shackle in fornt, lowered mount/flipped shackle in rear.

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                • Don S
                  • Feb 06, 2002
                  • 5613

                  #9
                  ..

                  Inside the train station in NYC in 1946.
                  A sign seen on the inside of closed
                  toilet cubical door... written with lipstick...

                  "Here I sit all broken hearted, paid a nickel and only farted!"

                  Can you remember when it only cost a nickel for a bottled coke...
                  and the machine gave you back a penny?

                  The devil made me post that.. sorry.. Don S..
                  Sold our 1976 Wagoneer 406, MC4300, TH400, QT, TruTrac, 2" lift, 31x10.50s, duel Optimas,
                  It?s took us over 161 Colorado Mountain Passes, 3 Jeep Jamboree USAs & 2 Ouray Invasions from 1985 to 2010
                  ACRONYMS & ABBREVIATIONS HERE

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                  • rang-a-stang
                    Administrator
                    • Oct 31, 2016
                    • 5512

                    #10
                    You know, Farts stink so the deaf can enjoy them, too.
                    Chuck McTruck 71 J4000
                    (Chuck McTruck Build Thread)
                    (8.1L swap questions - PerformanceTrucks.net Forums​)
                    79 Cherokee Chief (SOLD, goodbye old buddy)
                    (Cherokee Build Thread)
                    11 Nissan Pathfinder Silver Edition 4x4
                    09 Mazdaspeed3 Grand Touring
                    00 Baby Cherokee

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                    • SJTD
                      304 AMC
                      • Apr 26, 2012
                      • 1956

                      #11
                      I thought it was so they'd know why everyone's laughing.
                      Sic friatur crustulum

                      '84 GW with Nissan SD33T, early Chev NV4500, 300, narrowed Ford reverse 44, narrowed Ford 60, SOA/reversed shackle in fornt, lowered mount/flipped shackle in rear.

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                      • Serious Johnson
                        AMC 4 OH! 1
                        • May 19, 2002
                        • 3831

                        #12
                        Don't fart & sneeze at the same time. Trust me on this.

                        S.J.
                        "Carpe Mañana".

                        '83 Wagoneer
                        360, .030-over, K8600 cam, Crane springs, ported heads, Edelbrock Performer, G.M. TBI, TFI, 3" exhaust,
                        T-18a/208, D44/AMC 20 w/ limited slip in both, 3.73s, 33s, BDS 4" springs, Rancho 9000 shocks, etc., etc.

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                        • Heavy_Metal_Thunder_81
                          Cherokee Outlaw
                          • Jan 10, 2006
                          • 7292

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Serious Johnson
                          Don't fart & sneeze at the same time. Trust me on this.

                          S.J.
                          My dad used to tell me your head would cave in
                          -Jonny B.
                          1979 Cherokee Golden Eagle - UNDER CONSTRUCTION
                          7" Alcan springs, BJ's HD shackles - 35x12.5x15 BFG Mud Terrains
                          AMC 401 - Pro-Flo 4 EFI
                          NV4500/NWF BB/NP205 - Triple Stick'd
                          F D44 - 4.10, Eaton E-Locker
                          R M23 - 4.10, Detroit Locker

                          1979 Cherokee Chief - Parts
                          1979 Cherokee Chief - Parts
                          1979 Wagoneer - Sold
                          1981 Cherokee Chief - Cubed

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                          • elskeptico
                            350 Buick
                            • Sep 03, 2003
                            • 821

                            #14
                            Not a fart joke but my favorite joke recently...

                            Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

                            [people usually blurt out "cause he was blind"]

                            No, because he was married.
                            1979 Cherokee Chief S, 360, TFI, Part-time conversion, rust

                            If you go lookin' for rust, you'll find it.

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                            • elskeptico
                              350 Buick
                              • Sep 03, 2003
                              • 821

                              #15
                              Also, one of my all-time favorites that you guys might like.

                              What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

                              A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
                              1979 Cherokee Chief S, 360, TFI, Part-time conversion, rust

                              If you go lookin' for rust, you'll find it.

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